spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
getting that thing in the mail like
being so fucking attracted to someone who’s famous feels so fucking ridiculous like you know you have no chance with them in any way at all like you barely have a chance to fucking meet them
but you still just
are so attracted to them
so, so attracted to them
me: how much is this text book?
college bookstore: how much u got?