bearsdale:

i-am-i-am-i-am:

I Miss You (Acoustic) - Blink-182

My ears puked blood and overjoy the nanosecond it started.

Well this is a bit perfect

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I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(Source: neopiacentral)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

quickweaves:

Telling white people to stay in their lane is useless cause they couldn’t even stay in their continent


rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

(Source: queenofgolgari)


*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

Ok so why the fuck…..
― Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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